Well...

It seems my dad likes to make us miserable...

Sure, it's a luxurious hotel, but we got the cheapest and crappiest room there is.

There isn't even a bloody microwave.

Photos to come once we get back to the comfort of our own home. :C

I'm glad my mum is Jewish. >_>

She used her magic Jew complaint powers to get us upgraded to an executive suite in the penthouse floor of the main tower. :3

The room has an iHome, by the way. <3

And I fixed my iPod, by the way. <33

And I miss Jonnie. </3

I fell asleep last night a drempt of him and me being on a vacation together... It was nice... :'3

Anywho... I'm taking more photos, you should have plenty to see once I get home.

I have, at the moment, 335 journals and 553 deviations in my inbox... Would you guys mind if I just nuked 'em?

Of course, if there's anything you really want me to see, give me a link here or something... My computer's just having trouble loading the pages with that many messages being brought up; this WiFi is crap.

Also, that was mostly a rhetorical question, seeing as I'll probably delete them regardless.

Come on, people. D:

I don't get much time with reliable internet while I'm on vacation.

Don't let the small amount I do go to waste. :C

Give me some messages to answer.

I showered today and used the hotel-provided hair products... And now for some reason my balls smell like oranges.

Thought I'd go ahead and share. :D

MY
VAY
KAY
SHUN
IS
RUE
ENN'D.

/wrist

The arcade here is right next to the pool.

Therefore, little kids get out of the pool and, without drying off, go and pretend they know how to play DDR.

This causes the pad to get wet, ruining it. :/

So now the machine is broke and they have no idea when it'll be fixed.

So now I have nothing to do. :l

Forgot to mention, the executive suite came with complimentary Blue Moon (Belgian Wheat) Ale (two bottles) which I promptly stowed into my backpack (devART knapsack <3).

So I'ma have some fun next time I'm home alone.

I bought me some Sprite Bombs. :3

Which are fucking fun to throw off of our thirteenth-story balcony onto the guests below. :3

They're kind of like those monster snap things, crossed with garbonzo(sp?) beans. <3

You throw them at the ground and they make this HUGE spark, along with the smell of party poppers, plenty of smoke, and a loud bang.

The best part?- five cents a snap; fifty cents for packs of ten.

So I just bought a hundred of these for five bucks. :3

Going to buy two hundred more when they restock. >:3

I'll upload a photo of them in a few minutes, if this shit connection will let me.

Well, they fixed the DDR and got security, after paying so much to have a mechanic come in, make sure people dry off before using it.

So, without further adieu, here are two videos:

One of them is me playing Butterfly on Double Mode, Heavy.
Other is Can't Stop Falling In Love (Speedy Mix), Single Mode, Heavy.

Not sure which is which, though. :U

They're QuickTime videos, by the way, so you (obviously) need QuickTime to view them.

ENJOY MY SHIRTLESS GLORY.

loltroll

Fantard, wapanese, troll, it's everything I hate about the internet all wrapped up in a geeky package. :3

Normally I would refrain from sending people after somebody, but please flame this tard the hell off of dA. We don't need dumbasses like him here.



Lol... Wow.

You, sir, fail epically at life.